What Was Spike Lee Thinkin' ?

I was watching Jungle Fever a couple of months back...and I remember think how fucked up the ending is. Why the fuck is Wesley Snipes screaming "Noooooooooooo!" after being offered oral sex for the low price of $2? 17 years later and that ending still trips me out. If someone knows what this scene is suppose to mean please comment.

Bad Breath Stories

I was browsing through the Allhiphop.com forums and I came across a thread about stank breath. Those stories had me ROLLIN' lol. I remember one time my homie slept over. I guess that dude must've forgot his toothbrush or some shit...because the very next morning I got a whiff of homeboy's breath and I was like DAAAAAAAAAAMN! I had to turn away because I was about to start laughin in dude's face. It smelled like this dude had a bowl of shit for breakfast and washed it down with a tall glass of tuna juice. That shit was wild, so I just gave him some mentos and kept it moving.

The thread is at this link: http://allhiphop.com/forums/1/19204504/ShowThread.aspx

Some of the best stories were the following:

"This one dude I used to work with had breath that HAD to be one of the leftover biblical plagues. This motherfucker's breath could strip the paint off a battleship.

You know the kind of funk that's SO bad that even when you hold your breath it just creeps up your nose and gets to the point where you're actually tasting it? That's what this was."

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"everytime i pick my cousin up from the subway station he got fucking mourning breath 5 o'clock n the pm. nigga always wanna freestyle and shit, have da car smelling like somebody took a shit under my hood, and my engine just cooking it as i drive. had to tell that nigga he need to get a tounge filter or some shit or he aint riden wit me no more."

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"When i was about 20, i was fuckin' this white chick that i worked with. The problem was she smoked cigs all the fuckin' time. So one mornin' she's at the house and i wake up and wanna get some roll-over meat wallet. So I wake her up by strokin her. She looks back at me and starts gettin into it, breathin heavy, and i caught a whiff of that smoker's mornin' breath.... Lord and Aretha Franklin's tiddies! I swear my eyeballs dried up and my nose hairs instantly permed. It smelled like somebody was boilin' a terd in old hot dog water. From that point on i NEVER woke her ass up in the mornin for SHIT! I just pretended to be sleep until she got up and brushed her teeth first!"
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"I used to work at Toys R Us, there was this one lady that worked there and her breath smelled like burnt shit and old bus seats. I kid u not. Her breath smelled so bad, that you can tell who's been using the phones in the store becuz of the stinch that was left on the receivers."
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New bad breath story...

I'm walking out of my condo building this morning and run into one of my neighbors on the way out. We're pretty cool with eachother so i talk with him on my way to the train. Along the way i start to notice the smell of dog shit, so i discreetly check my shoes to see if i stepped in some dog shit. Nope. Then I'm thinking "Ok, i know i flossed, bruched and rinsed with mouthwash this morning", but i do a breath test (blow my breath up into my nose) just to make sure. Nope, that aint it, still minty fresh and tingly, lol. So we get to the train and he's standing a little closer to me and BAM!!!!!

I SAY GOT DAYUMMMMMMMM!!!

Everytime he opened his mouth, it smelled like a little man had stepped in some shit and was tapdancin on his tongue! It was like he used some terd chapstick before he walked out the door.

Sad thing is he rode the train downtown to one stop before mine. So i had to sit there and inhale the dookie. After a while it started to smell like somebody had farted on the train. The worst.

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I'm a 21 year old black male living in California. Currently, I'm going to community college trying to get my shit together.

What is a grown ass youngin'?

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Why are you starting this blog?

Well I'm getting older and I'm starting to having life-changing revelations about shit I thought was real (more on this later). Lately, I've been compelled to write about this experiences and just get this shit off my chest. Hopefully, you'll be able to relate to some of the shit I'll be speaking on.

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